“Ok, so we didn’t quite break our eye socket blowing our noses but I bet it hurts just as much. As befitting a site the critics prefer above all others, Inside Left injured itself while out doing a wonderfully middle-class pursuit, namely skiing. On a green slope. On the last run. On the last day. Two years ago. Yes, as the evenings draw in and the weather gets colder, Inside Left’s old skiing injury is flaring up again. A particularly hard fall on the last day of our holiday has taken care of our tendons, leaving them inflamed and very, very sore. We’ve not slept for two weeks and we’re in constant pain, making typing a very painful and unpleasant experience. There’s no action in the SPL this weekend, so over at The Scottish Football Blog they have a very good ‘report card‘ on the season so far, thankfully – given our injury – saving us the effort of having to write it.” (Inside Left)