“It’s decided: Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s new nickname is ‘Elite Status.’ Is it because he’s one of the most prolific strikers in the world, with 29 goals in 46 games last season, and can do jaw-dropping things like this? Sure, that makes sense. Is it because at a reported $17 million a year, he’s one of soccer’s best-paid players? That, too. Maybe it’s his reputation for an ego befitting his towering 6-foot-5 frame? Why not.” (SI)