“When Man Utd toured the Far East this summer, Dimitar Berbatov said he felt like a Beatle. On Wednesday night the striker and his team-mates looked more like Bez – dazed and confused. United’s defeat by Burnley was the biggest shock since Robert Smith first discovered hairspray, as a thumping effort from Robbie Blake (or ‘Blobbie Rake’ as he’s known in the trade) earned the striker the freedom of the city.” (BBC)