“It’s easy to climb a tree and fling shit at the vehicles of innocent safari park patrons when you’re talking about someone on a team you don’t support. But sometimes one must retreat to the makeshift, galvanise-roofed hut provided and cogitate on some home truths. So let’s provide some basic materials and see if any monkey fashions some rudimentary ant-harvesting implements from them.” (sport is a tv show – 1, 2