“Today, Barcelona welcomed the slow opening of this summer’s transfer season with the presentation of Jordi Alba as new Barça player. The former valencianista had his medical in the morning, then put pen to paper, shook hands with Rosell and was led to the Camp Nou to be presented in front of the fans and use his resemblance to a squirrel to distract us from the first sighting of the new Barça kit at work.” The Offside