“Three months of the Premier League, and Manchester United has been curiously underrepresented in these entries. In the last two seasons, Manchester United were remarkable. Not remarkably good, you probably understand, but remarkable. David Moyes and Louis van Gaal served up some moments of absolute write-aboutableness. For Moyes, there was calamity and sedition, and Wayne Rooney wasn’t very good at football anymore. For Van Gaal, there was calamity, occasional excellence, and Wayne Rooney wasn’t very good at football anymore.” Fusion