“It’s that time of the week again – Tim Stannard runs through the winners and losers of the weekend’s action in Spain…” (FourFourTwo)

`Low Life` Mourinho Causes Chaos…
“It should have been a weekend in la Liga dominated by the Super Sensational Sexy Saturday Showdown clash between Barcelona and Villarreal. It was a key, strategic encounter between second and third to see if the plucky, as glamorous as a gangrene-infested granny, east-coast club could prevent la Primera’s prime-movers from breaking away with less than a third of the season gone.” (Football 365)