“We know what the proper and sporting thing to say here is. Great game, Germany. You really stuck it to England in Sunday’s World Cup match, you clearly had the fitter team, you dominated the pitch and deserved to win. Bravo, Deutschland. Fantastic hair, too. Eh, yawn. This is no fun at all. Sorry, Deutschland. Let’s talk about The Outrageously Blown Goal of the Century.” (WSJ)