“I’ve always had a book inside me, readers. Whether it’s the spark of a horror novel about someone who survives the trenches of World War One yet continues to be haunted by his memories of friends dying and eating Rat Surprise, a slice of fiction based on a season of Football Manager, or the endless concepts connected with Boro, I’m forever dreaming of fame, fortune and making it onto The South Bank Show before reality kicks in and I remember I work full time.” (Smog Blog)