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A Season in the Shadow of the World Cup


“A strange midwinter settles across European soccer. The bigger the club, it seems, the more vulnerable the players to injury or early fatigue. In England on Saturday, Manchester United lost at home against Aston Villa for the first time in a quarter of a century, and Chelsea three times surrendered a lead and could only draw, 3-3, in London against Everton. In Germany, Bayern Munich plays on without its star names Franck Ribéry and Arjen Robben, but has just scored nine away goals in four days — four in the Champions League at Juventus and five in the Bundesliga at Bochum on Saturday. Munich is resurgent just as the leading teams Werder Bremen and Bayer Leverkusen are running out of steam in the Bundesliga.” (NYT)

WSC Web Awards

“A short while ago, When Saturday Comes asked readers to nominate their favourite football websites, blogs and Twitter feeds, and January’s issue, released last Wednesday, presents the results. This blog tendered a syndicate of Championship-related blogs, and one of them, Viva Rovers, as relishable as the football Doncaster play, won a Bronze. Ever faithful to our posse of 24, thetwounfortunates was sorry to see no mention of Black & White & Red All Over, BHaPPY, Smog Blog, or Through the seasons before us, good reads all, but the competition was tough.” (thetwounfortunates)

China | ‘Penalty Phase,’ by Gay Talese (chapter 43)


“On Sunday morning, July 11, 1999, I listened to my pastor, down the street from our home in Decatur, Georgia, warn parishioners about the dangers of nationalistic revelry. The occasion was the aftermath of American victory over China the previous afternoon in the Women’s World Cup final. The game finished 0–0, with the United States prevailing 5–4 in the penalty phase. ‘Let’s not forget the Chinese players,’ our pastor said. It was the only time I have heard him, in 13 years, mention soccer within the worship context. ‘The TV cameras did not let us see their faces. What were their players thinking? What were they feeling as they watched all the American flags?’” (The Global Game – July 18, 2009), (The Global Game – 19 July 2009)

Africa in the FIFA World Cup


Mansour
“On Friday, a glittering draw ceremony in Cape Town will unveil the opening rounds for the African continent’s first FIFA World Cup. When the tournament kicks off on June 11th, it will mark the culmination of a long journey for African nations to take part in sport’s biggest tournament on an equal footing with nations from North and South America, Asia, and Europe, continents which have all previously hosted the Finals. During the build-up to the draw, I thought I’d look at the history of African teams in the tournament, starting with the origins of the World Cup in the 1930s.” Currybet – The thirties, The wilderness years, The seventies, The eighties, The nineties, The noughties and beyond….

Will Landon Donovan finally succeed in Europe?

“One of my favorite Web site’s is Sports Illustrated’s SI Vault. If you’re not familiar with it, the SI Vault has every article ever published by Sports Illustrated; it’s a heavenly digital oasis for avid sports fans. A few weeks ago, on one of my endless surfing sessions of The Vault, I came across an intriguing feature story on an emerging young American soccer player in Germany named Landon Donovan.” (Intelligent Soccer)

Futbol Fanatico

“Fancy going to see the Boca Juniors v River Plate Superclásico in Argentina? Of course you do. It’s the one match every football fan must see before they die. Well, how about seeing that match and then staying on in Argentina to capture loads more fanatical fan behaviour on film before moving onto Brazil, South Korea, Serbia and pretty the rest of the free world watching football – sounds alright doesn’t it!?” (European Football Weekends)

Fan Diary #19 – Liverpool v. Arsenal: Pre-Match Thoughts

“I’m more nervous about this Arsenal match than any other time I’ve awaited Liverpool taking on the Gunners. Well: outside of a European quarterfinal, anyway. It’s the context of this season that has me all wound up. The injuries. The results. The fall from the Champions League. With Liverpool following their best season in nearly two decades and with the series of heartbreaks that defines the current campaign, this match has become bigger than ever.” (EPL Talk)

What’s in a Name? – Real Sociedad and Borussia Dortmund


“Age in soccer is a funny thing. On the one hand, we’re endlessly bombarded with praise for the latest teen sensation and seemingly every other issue of World Soccer or Four-Four-Two magazine includes a special on ’25 rising stars’. On the other hand, football clubs take great pride in their years of origin – the older the better. A great many teams feature their foundation year in their logo and a large percentage of fans can tell you the year their favorite team was founded. I doubt that more than a tiny percentage of baseball or basketball fans could do the same.” (Pitch Invasion)

Brazilian football’s race problem

“The remarkable thing about Flamengo’s Brazilian national championship success last weekend is not the 17-year wait nor the indian summer enjoyed by 37-year-old Serbian midfielder Dejan Petkovic. The real surprise is that, in Jorge Luís Andrade, the club has a black coach. SporTV pundit Telmo Zanini called it a “landmark” and stated: ‘Hopefully this will become a symbolic day for Brazilian football and help to open doors for black coaches’.” (WSC)

And the winner is…

“It’s five years since WSC last handed out any awards to worthy websites. And even then, we didn’t actually hand anything out. These are virtual awards that reflect the cyber-realistic nature of the internet and so will be better appreciated by the keyboard-bound phalanx of dedicated writers who would never desert their terminals just to attend some fancy web awards dinner at the Savoy. Besides, they were fully booked until next Christmas.” (WSC)

Who Knows Where The FIFA Bodies Are Buried?

“It’s not what you know. It’s not even who you know. It’s what you know about who you know. Jerome Valcke was the embarrassing guy in the specs who got turned all nerdish by the sight of Hollywood actress Charlize Theron at the World Cup draw. The draw was a success simply by not being an unwatchable embarrassment, except for Valcke. The event did, however, go all Eurovision Song Contest on us, although I don’t remember Katie Boyle looking that good (one for the teenagers, there). At Eurovision, the male and female co-presenters would present a chemistry-free comedy double act in what would, usually have been their second and third languages. That much fun. And Valcke, if not Theron, was a dark reminder of those days.” (twohundredpercent)

World Cup Team History: Algeria


“As part of our World Cup 2010 build up, we’re getting a little more familiar with each of the 32 teams that qualified for South Africa by looking back at their World Cup history. First up, it’s the Desert Foxes of Algeria. South Africa 2010 will be Algeria’s third World Cup. The team has qualified twice before, in 1982 and 1986. On one of those occasions, they were very possibly robbed. Read on to find out what happened.” (World Cup Blog)

Barcelona reclaims its No. 1 spot

“You missed us. And we appreciate it. We skipped out last time for MLS Cup duty which, of course, left a big hole in all our club-ranking hearts. But seriously, how are we supposed to focus this week? Admit it: We’ve all got World Cup fever. Six months is just far too long to wait. Even looking down this week’s rundown, we’re finding it hard to look at each club objectively. All we see is Barcelona and Real Madrid, each with five Spanish national-teamers, Manchester United with five England players and Chelsea, the grand-daddy of them all so far, with as many as 20 players who likely will play in South Africa next summer — eight of them in the Group of Death alone!” (SI)

How a ‘Band of No-Hopers’ Forged U.S. Soccer’s Finest Day

“Walter Bahr taught junior high in Philadelphia when he made the United States soccer team for the 1950 World Cup, playing a vital role in one of the sport’s greatest upsets. Team duty paid $100 a week. ‘That was double what I made teaching,’ he said, laughing. As Bahr recalls, he asked for a leave of absence near the end of the school year and was turned down. Finally, school officials relented. ‘I think I had to give up my salary the last few weeks,’ he said.” (NYT)

Football Weekly Extra: The Champions League group stage ends … at last

“James Richardson is joined by Jonathan Wilson, James Dart and trusty steed Barry Glendenning to round up the midweek Champions League action. They discuss yet another defeat for Liverpool, a make-shift Manchester United side edging out Wolfsburg and wonder: why all the talk about Michael Owen going to the World Cup when it blatantly isn’t going to happen?” (Guardian)

Levein favourite to take on Scotland’s poisoned chalice

“Has the Scotland job become the most poisoned chalice in the world? In the wake of George Burley’s inevitable dismissal there has hardly been a queue of recognised coaches desperate to follow in his footsteps. The Hampden chiefs certainly appear to be no closer to finding a successor to former Ipswich and Hearts boss Burley, who was dismissed in November following a string of dismal performances.” (ESPN)

Top 7 Football Managers Who Should Be Put Out To Pasture


“While having a drink at a local coffee shop Wednesday evening with Kartik Krishnaiyer, the topic of Graeme Souness came up and what an abysmal football manager he was especially at Newcastle. It got me thinking, though, that just as footballers retire from playing, football managers should be put out to pasture too when they’re obviously inept or past their prime.” (EPL Talk)

Barça cool, calm and collected in Kyiv

“Daniel Alves paid tribute to FC Barcelona’s pass masters after the UEFA Champions League holders negotiated a safe passage to the knockout rounds of the competition.” (UEFA)

Messi free-kick seals top spot
“Lionel Messi’s brilliant late free-kick helped Barcelona recover from a nightmare start to defeat Dynamo Kiev and secure top spot in Group F, while the Ukrainian side waved goodbye to European competition for the season.” (ESPN)

Gilardino’s nets stoppage time winner

“Liverpool’s miserable Champions League campaign ended in defeat to Fiorentina. The visitors grabbed a late winner through Alberto Gilardino in the second minute of added time to clinch top spot in Group E. Looking at the positives, Liverpool started with Alberto Aquilani at last – and Fernando Torres returned from a groin injury for the final 25 minutes.” (ESPN)

U.S. won’t overlook its opponents

“Remember the old adage, ‘Be careful what you wish for, you may get it?’ The U.S. men’s national team should. With stars like Karim Ziani playing in Europe, Algeria won’t be a pushover.After years of getting the proverbial short end of the World Cup draw, last Friday the Americans received the kind of first-round group that manager Bob Bradley could only dream of. Yet with it comes some uncharted territory. The U.S. is now in the unfamiliar position of being favorites to progress to the second round. Those expectations come with the kind of pressure that they haven’t always coped well with in the past, and closer inspection of their opponents reveals plenty of reasons to be wary.” (ESPN)

Top 10 England Debacles

“If you’re an England supporter, and despite the best efforts of the likes of Eriksson, McClaren and Barwick, some of us still are, then you will be used to disappointment. In fact, you will have a PhD in it. England are simply masters at falling short. This article celebrates, if that is the right word, 10 of the worst experiences of being English and interested in football. Interestingly we haven’t included anything from between 1953 and 1981, a period which covers the 1970s. This decade was probably the worst ever for the national team yet our failures to qualify for either the 1974 or 1978 World Cups never produced anything as lamentable as this lot. Additionally we haven’t added anything from the Steve McClaren era. It’s still too fresh. Too sore. When an updated version of this appears (or a 20) we will correct this glaring omission.” (midfielddynamo)

Fan friendships are possible

“With the draw out of the way, the build-up to the World Cup now begins in earnest. As is the case with any tournament involving England, questions will asked over how well-equipped the South African police are to handle the huge influx of potentially troublesome fans. Plans to bring in “state-of-the-art” water cannons and specially designed train carriages, equipped with their own holding cells and police stations, have already been mooted.” (WSC)

Flamengo lifted by unlikely heroes

“Just a few months after deep personal problems forced him to quit Italian soccer — and hint at giving up the game altogether — Adriano was the star man as Rio de Janeiro powerhouse Flamengo won the Brazilian Championship for the sixth time on Sunday. At times, the hulking striker looked like an adult who had wandered on to take part in a kids’ game. A decent cross from the byline always gave him a chance to score with a header, and his left foot is a weapon capable of both astonishing strength and surprising subtlety. He finished the tournament tied for the scoring title. But like any striker, he needs a supply line. (SI- Tim Vickery)

Matches

“UEFA Champions League comprises of three qualifying rounds, a play-off round, a group stage and four knockout rounds. In matches in the three qualifying rounds and the play-off stage, clubs play two matches against each other on a home and away basis, with the club scoring the greater aggregate of goals qualifying for the next round. In the event of both teams scoring the same number of goals, the team which scores more goals away qualifies.” (UEFA)

US vs England – A Soccernomics Analysis


“Simon Kuper and Stefan Syzmanski titled the American version of their new book Soccernomics (review is here), but their title for the release in the UK is Why England Lose. In the book, Kuper and Syzmanski identified the US as a rising power in soccer and England as a permanent disappointment to their rabid fans. With all the caveats that their analysis is designed to look at trends over time and not the outcome of one game, the June 12 match-up between the US and England in South Africa will be a mini-test case for their theory.” (EPL Talk)

U.S. vs. England: The View From the Other Side
“On June 12, few people will remember that in a battle between the United States and England, goalkeeper against skilled sniper, Everton versus Tottenham, that Tim Howard stopped Jermain Defoe’s late penalty kick to preserve a 2-2 tie in an English Premier League game.” (NYT)

Five of the best Groups of Death
“The more morbid football fans amongst us use the build-up to the World Cup draw as an excuse to speculate over which teams will comprise the so-called Group of Death. On Friday in Cape Town, that argument was easily settled by a Group G containing five-time champions Brazil, Cristiano Ronaldo’s Portugal and Ivory Coast, Africa’s finest team. Oh yes, and North Korea.” (ESPN)

The Weekend in Photos

“It was a busy week on both sides of the channel as the EPL narrowed to a two horse race and the marauding Spaniards remained neck and neck. Goals, drama, and slack defending abounded as City finally managed to score more goals than an opponent. And quite the opponent it was! Meanwhile, Madrid relied on late magic to beat a mid table side but was happy to stay alive. But why I am telling you this when a picture says so much more?” (futfanatico)

Seedorf Responds: 10 Questions and Answers From Milan’s No. 10


Clarence Seedorf
“On the eve of A.C. Milan’s European Champions League match with F.C. Zurich in Switzerland, and days after his thunderous goal against Sampdoria, midfielder Clarence Seedorf answered New York Times readers’ questions. This is the latest installment in a monthly discussion series with Seedorf. Previous discussions can be found here.” (NYT)

Scenarios for advancing in the Champions League

“The one thing I hate about the end of the Champions League group stage is the relative lack of drama that seems to surround the final day. It always seems so rare that a big name club might actually not make it to the next round. Sure theres those scenarios where big club A needs a draw or win against a tiny Hungarian side to advance, but those are usually in the bag and not very exciting.” (Avoiding the Drop)

Palestinian football reflects the divided politics of the region


“While football is slowly dying in Gaza, it is thriving on the West Bank. Ribhi Samour scrawled his instructions in exaggerated flourishes on the faded green chalkboard that hung from the wall of the Palestine Stadium’s decrepit dressing room. The coach of Al Shate Sporting Club had gathered his players, all sitting in nervous silence, for one last briefing before the biggest match of the season would decide who would be Gaza’s undisputed champion.”> (World Soccer -James Montague), (2)

Watford’s Financial Gap – Finding A Way To Bridge It


The Bean Eater, Annibale Carracci, 1585
“It’s logical if you think about it. Try to use a parachute as a trampoline and you won’t get very high, and Watford Football Club appear to be the latest ex-Premier Leaguers to have discovered the dangers of life in the Football League Championship without either. Much of Watford’s year-long dalliance with administration, which has finally hit the national headlines, is a familiar tale of football-finance woe. An over-ambitious pantomime villain risks everyone’s money but his own on an unachievable dream and blames fans, press, and global financial crises when it all goes horribly wrong. Then he sods off before the discovery of buried bodies, leaving a successor to pick up the mess and either start the whole process again, after a short honeymoon period of renewed over-ambition, or desperately scrabble around in the hope of skin-of-the-teeth salvation.” (twohundredpercent)

Debt, Debt, Debt
“I wonder what sort of odds you could get on at least one Championship club entering administration before the end of the season? Grim though it may be to speculate, you’d be pretty confident of a return if the current headlines are anything to go by. Only Southampton succumbed last time around, but a cloud of fiscal angst lingers threateningly over a few of our number at the minute. Palace and Watford have both been in the news in the past week, and each club’s fans will be hoping that their cheerless defeats against Doncaster and Newcastle last weekend are not directly related to the media’s ominous chatter. The two clubs, whose potential plight is covered in a decent post on general football blog twohundredpercent, have a bit of breathing space after commendable starts to the season each, but pessimists among their support will no doubt be looking ten points down the table.” (thetwounfortunates)

Many meaty draw questions to chew on

“The World Cup draw went without a hitch, surviving even the awkward chemistry of its hosts, a wooden Charlize Theron and FIFA’s resident smoothie, general secretary Jerome Valcke. Theron is unlikely to receive a best supporting actress nomination for her performance. No matter. It will soon be forgotten. The draw itself is the only thing that will be remembered as it is all we have to sustain us — and these six questions to ponder — over the next six months…” (ESPN)

Outsiders Algeria will need to be philosophical


Albert Camus
“Algeria are indubitably among the World Cup also-rans and as such it is fitting that the philosopher who spoke more than any for a generation of outsiders could once be counted among their goalkeepers. ‘All that I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football,’ Albert Camus wrote. A British-named company called Philosophy Football report that they have sold over 5,000 souvenir shirts emblazoned with this quotation.” (Telegraph)

England’s rivals in Group C: Algeria
“TEMPERATURES so hot that “tongues hang out like Berber dogs panting in the afternoon”, pitches “bumpier than the shin of an opposing centre-forward”, a striker “who would come down on you with all his weight, into the kidneys, sandwich you against the post, smile a Franciscan smile, and say, ‘Sorry old son’.” Thus did Algeria’s most famous sportswriter, the novelist Albert Camus, describe football in his native land. And that was more than 60 years ago, before it showed its really tough hide.” (TimesOnline)

Reds drop points at Blackburn


“Blackburn and Liverpool fought out a gruelling 0-0 stalemate at Ewood Park with Liverpool substitute David Ngog coming closest to a goal with a shot that rattled the bar. The first half was a shocking, grim affair with neither side producing anything worthy of note. After the break Liverpool were arguably the better side, but even a third successive clean sheet will not.” (ESPN)

Return of Sam Allardyce helps Blackburn keep Liverpool at bay
“The return of Big Sam after heart surgery to oversee a Blackburn team whose previous outing was the Carling Cup penalty shoot-out defeat of Chelsea, produced a performance that adhered to Allardyce’s managerial stereotype. Unfortunately for Liverpool, they were also dour, functional and lacking in zip, and, by the close of the game, Rovers were worrying the visitors. A draw is a fine result for Allardyce’s bunch, but frustrating for any follower of Liverpool, who had woken up 13 points behind Chelsea and are now two worse off than Tottenham, who occupy the final Champions League spot.” (Guardian)

Blackburn Rovers 0 Liverpool 0: match report
“When Steven Gerrard, in the coming years, decides that his body and spirit can no longer carry the burden of expectation bestowed upon him by his adoring public, hangs up his boots for good and looks back on his career, the occasion of his 500th game for Liverpool is unlikely to be a highlight. The Liverpool captain will fear, though, that it may provide an epitaph: Almost, but not quite.” (Telegraph)

Rafael Benitez frustrated as another point dropped
“SAM ALLARDYCE was back at Ewood Park after his heart surgery but confined to the directors’ box, so we weren’t even able to enjoy the sideshow of him attempting to monster Rafa Benitez as the stadium witnessed its second goalless draw in the Premier League in seven days. As Blackburn inflicted another blow to the Spaniard’s efforts to rebuild Liverpool’s league campaign, Allardyce chewed gum violently and was on the edge of his seat for the last 10 minutes as the home side managed to hang on, thanks largely to a point-blank miss from David Ngog, who hit the crossbar halfway through the second half after being set up by a brilliant run from Glen Johnson.” (TimesOnline)

The World Cup party Mandela began in Zurich arrives in South Africa

“15 May 2004 will be remembered as the day when a continent and a certain world hero felt the potent, transformative power of football. Nelson Mandela was in Zurich to hear if his beloved country would be awarded the 2010 World Cup. He was there to help sell South Africa, having passionately informed the 24 men who would make the decision, Fifa’s executive committee, that listening to radio coverage of football had provided the only respite from the hellish existence of a prisoner on Robben Island and in other South African jails during the apartheid years.” (Guardian)

How to have a blast at the World Cup with hard hats and vuvuzelas

“In South African football, the sounds, language, moves and styles of supporters in the stands are often more colourful and creative than the action on the pitch. The top supporter’s accessory is the makarapa, a customised miner’s hard hat that Alfred ‘The Magistrate’ Baloyi, 57, claims to have invented. Baloyi, who lives in a squatter camp near Johannesburg, first put a Stanley knife and blowtorch to work on a yellow helmet in 1979, to honour his team, the Kaizer Chiefs. He now makes a living from his invention.” (Guardian)

Barca battle their way to victory


“Lionel Messi struck twice as Barcelona bagged a hard-fought 3-1 win at in-form Deportivo La Coruna in the Primera Division. Pep Guardiola’s side had seen their lead at the top of the table cut back to two points just before taking to the field in Coruna, following Real Madrid’s 4-2 victory at home to Almeria.” (ESPN)

Deportivo – 1, Barca – 3
“FC Barcelona retained their lead at top of five points with a 3-1 comfortable victory against Deportivo at the Riazor. Messi gave Barca a deserving lead in the 27th minute but Deportivo equalised in the 39th minute. Secons half goals from Messi and Ibrahmovic then gave Barca a truly deserving victory. This was Messi’s first match after winning the Balon d’Or and he gave a performance intune with the award.” (All About FC Barcelona)

Deportivo vs Barca Highlights on 05/12/09
(All About FC Barcelona)

Fabio Capello’s forward thinking must include Michael Owen

“When England last tackled the United States in a competitive international, the players changed in the bus on the way to the ground, the team was picked by the chairman of the Football Association and the opposition boasted a former baseball star in goal. The field of dreams for the US was the stuff of nightmares for England. That American keeper, Frank Borghi, eventually became an undertaker, fitting employment after helping lay to rest England’s 1950 World Cup ambition. England never recovered from that 1-0 embarrassment in Belo Horizonte and bowed out to Spain at the Maracana, again failing to trouble the scorers.” (Telegraph – Henry Winter)

The Luck of the World Cup Draw


“In a celebratory, star-studded World Cup draw here Friday, the U.S. earned a high-profile opening test against England. Powerhouses Brazil and Portugal landed in what looks to be ‘Group of Death’ with African the Ivory Coast. And the luck of the French continued as Les Bleus, qualifiers on an illegal hand-ball goal two weeks ago, landed in the same group as 86th-ranked South Africa while evading the likes of Brazil or Argentina or another European power.” (WSJ)

Spain, England, Italy winners in draw

“Six months before the World Cup begins in South Africa, Spain already has its first win. The world’s No. 1 team was drawn into what appears to be one of the easiest groups Friday, and should have a clear path to the knockout round. Five-time champion Brazil, meanwhile, seemed to get the worst of the lot, facing not only reigning player of the year Cristiano Ronaldo and Portugal in Group G, but also the Ivory Coast, the strongest African team.” (ESPN)

Fussballgeist and FIFA – Thoughts and Predictions on FIFA 2010 World Cup Group Stage Draw


A view of the Roman Campagna from Tivoli, evening (1644-5), Claude Gellée
“Before getting to the World Cup draws themselves, I want to make clear that I will not christen a group of death. FIFA’s game management has made groups of death obsolete. Nothing like 1986 can happen; stage management from continental leagues on up is such that no win will be terribly surprising, no loss so unexpected. It takes something away from the spirit of the game, but there you go. Even 2006 managed a Group E.” (The 90th Minute)

The World Cup Draw

“USA-England. Ghana-Germany. Argentina-Nigeria. Argentina-Greece. Brazil-Ivory Coast. Brazil-Portugal. Mexico-France. Landon Donovan v. David Beckham. Michael Essien v. Michael Ballack. Kaká v. Ronaldo v. Drogba. Poor North Korea getting so thoroughly destroyed in Group G that even its own state media will have a hard time finding a positive spin.” (The Run Play)

Guess The Player


“Tell me the name of any player of note and I’ll have an image of them in my mind which I associate with an era in which they played. Perhaps I associate that image to when the player hit his peak form and was perhaps sporting a horror haircut at the time or perhaps due to my age I only recognise them as an old codger shouting from the sidelines. So when that image of the player in your mind is not what greets you on screen, it can be a right stumper. Give this a go and see if you can spot the player buried beneath the mullet/perm/pineapple.” (Three Match Ban)

World Cup Draw Incites Conspiracy Theorists

“It is anyone’s guess how the 32 teams in the 2010 World Cup will be grouped by the draw Friday in South Africa, but one thing is for sure: the event will elicit sightings of things as far-fetched as U.F.O.’s and the Virgin Mary’s image on a potato chip. Soccer luminaries, with the help of the honorary hostess Charlize Theron, will pull plastic balls out of pots to determine the eight first-round groupings of four teams each. Someone will inevitably claim that the draw was rigged. No proof? No problem. Not since ‘Forrest Gump’ have table tennis balls supposedly been so vulnerable to manipulation and sleight of hand.” (NYT)