Daily Archives: March 10, 2025

Why has a team never scored 10 goals in a Premier League game?


“When the best team in the league by quite a long way faces the worst team in the league by quite a long way, the fun for the neutral is not really an expectation of a proper contest but the prospect of goals, goals, goals. Liverpool vs Southampton on Saturday falls very much into that category — the champions-elect against the team who, even with 11 games of the season remaining, are still in danger of setting a new record-low Premier League points total. The sight of this sort mismatch presents us with a tantalising question: will this be the first-ever Premier League game where a team hits double figures? …”
NY Times/The Athletic

The makeshift scoreboard in Elche, Spain at the 1982 World Cup

Premier League one-touch passing is in decline – unless your name is Bruno Fernandes

“One-touch passes are hard. As the great Johan Cruyff once said, ‘Technique is passing the ball with one touch, with the right speed, at the right foot of your team-mate.’ The truth is first-time passes are dying out, with Premier League sides increasingly prioritising controlled possession. Manchester United playmaker Bruno Fernandes, though, has never been one to follow convention. His one-touch, no-look assist in last season’s FA Cup final win against Manchester City would surely have earned Cruyff’s seal of approval. From the edge of the box, Fernandes slid a first-time ball between John Stones and a recovering Kyle Walker, teeing up Kobbie Mainoo for the side-footed finish, as United ran out 2-1 winners, denying City a second successive league-and-cup double. …”
NY Times/The Athletic (Video)

Adam Wharton and a perfect pass that must have impressed Thomas Tuchel

“As Adam Wharton turned and played a perfect through ball to Eddie Nketiah, Thomas Tuchel must have raised an eyebrow. The England head coach watched Crystal Palace from the stands for the second successive match with several players on his radar. But if there was a pass which by itself warranted an England call-up then this was it. Wharton received the ball 10 yards inside Palace’s half, surveyed the surroundings and advanced forward. He spotted Nketiah, who was through a crowd. …”
NY Times/The Athletic

Man United 1 Arsenal 1: Rice rescue act, Fernandes’ brilliance and fan protests

“Manchester United’s wait for back-to-back Premier League wins this season goes on after Declan Rice’s fine second-half strike earned Arsenal a point at a raucous Old Trafford. This game lacked the quality that was once associated with this fixture, with Bruno Fernandes’ goal shortly before half-time — a precise free kick from 25 yards — the outstanding moment in a poor first half. Arsenal improved after the break and levelled with Rice’s powerful long-range effort, their first goal in 257 minutes of Premier League action. And despite that shortage of quality, the closing stages had plenty of drama as both sides pushed for a win, Fernandes coming closest in the dying seconds. …”
NY Times/The Athletic

Liverbird Upon My Chest: The unlikely origin story of Liverpool’s ‘new’ fan anthem

“It has become the soundtrack to Liverpool’s potentially triumphant 2024-25 season. From Merseyside pubs to stadium concourses across the land, and from cramped away ends to the Kop, the Liverbird Upon My Chest refrain has been a consistent companion for Arne Slot’s players as they close in on the Premier League title. Yet this is not a new chant. Quite the opposite. It’s almost as old as 46-year-old Slot. And nobody is more surprised or delighted to see it making a comeback than Phil Aspinall, the fan who came up with it after watching The Green Berets, a 1968 movie starring John Wayne set during the Vietnam War, on TV the night before a match in 1984. …”
NY Times/The Athletic (Video)

Premier League fans are revolting – but for very different reasons


“On the Old Trafford forecourt, crowds emerge from the Manchester United megastore weighed down by bags of merchandise, while other fans look for the perfect spot for a photograph. You can tell the first-time visitors a mile off — all smiles and wide-eyed amazement — but among other United supporters there is a palpable air of resignation as they trudge towards the stadium, looking beyond the glistening facade, seeing how the famous old ground (like the team who call it home) has fallen into decline under two decades of the Glazer family’s ownership. …”
NY Times/The Athletic