“I’ll make a safe assumption. You are not a cave-dweller living by the fire’s shadows dancing on the rock walls. No, you’re online and on social media. Which means that you probably already know what happened in Dresden this past weekend. An instantly viral event. Oh, and Dynamo won the match, too. But we won’t remember the result. Instead, it’s the sewing we’ll remember. ‘Dude, remember that one time Dynamo covered itself in a big freaking scarf?’ ‘Yeah, man. Football. Bloody hell.’” Bundesliga Fanatic